Tuesday, September 21, 2010

The Job Hunt

If you didn’t believe in a thing called luck, come to US and hunt for a part-time on-campus job. How long does it take to find one? Well, there is no definite answer to that. The first door you knock could present you with a job. On the other hand, you could roam around the campus for the entire semester and yet be without one!

Your qualifications and resume do not matter much in this hunt. At some help-desk jobs, the qualifications on your resume work against you. They need people with little technical background who would never leave for another better job. All Said, the process is exciting and the stories I’ve heard last month or so are super-thrilling.

My job hunt story has many twists and turns. Two days after landing in US, I had the opportunity of an interview in a Classic Japanese restaurant. That person even offered me a job with an astronomical sum of money which could have paid for half of my MS studies. For a moment, I was tempted. Tempted to work for an illegal job; tempted for the money; tempted to put work ahead of my studies. After eating the only 2 vegetarian items on the menu, I ended up rejecting the job.

In the next few days, some lucky people got jobs. If you get a job very early in job hunt, you should either be super lucky or super desperate for a job. You are travelling in a bus and start a conversation with the person next to you and he ends up giving you a job opportunity, this is how lucky can you get. There are some others who have roamed all the buildings in the campus all month long without getting one! Wait a second, you can be luckier that this too! The person who arranges your temporary accommodation could refer you for a job that would save you half your tuition fees. In some odd cases, the seniors you stay with would treat you as alien and not even let you use the kitchen utensils. Luck as they call it. Then there are some dumb people. One guy forgot his bag in some department. After an hour or so, he realized that. On the way back, someone asked him are you looking for a Graduate Assistantship (GA). That idiot said; no I’m looking for a bag.

One fine day, one of my friends calls me up and says there is a GA position which requires VB experience, you should apply. I didn’t know VB, yet there was no harm in giving a try. I walked all across the campus to reach the building where the job was to submit my resume. Fun part, the lady who read my resume tells me there is no VB on this resume. I don’t know what to say. I walk in for a VB job without VB on my resume! I end up telling her that I’ve done things more important than VB and there’s no space to fit in VB experience. I still can’t believe how she took that reply. Ten minutes later, two of my friends walk in the same fashion, say the same thing and that lady drove them away!

A simple estimate of the replies to the job positions, if you apply to 200 job positions, you end up getting reply from about 10 of them. 5 of those say sorry, we don’t have a job, 3 of them say we don’t have a job currently, 1 says we are considering your case and 1 actually calls you for an interview. My bad luck was so bad that I got an Interview for the VB job out of all that I applied. I read an email at 11 in the night saying that you have an interview at 11 next morning, we will ask questions about Visual Basic and databases.

This was a nothing to lose opportunity. If I didn’t get the job, I would end up learning VB and adding something to my resume. I slogged all night, reading some stupid internet forum about VB and went for the interview where I realized that I was fielded against 3 other computer science people on their ‘Home turf’. Despite that, I feel that I did well. I can say that because I got an email saying that I got a half-time GA position and that implied that 25% of my tuition fees are waived of and I end up having 1000 dollars a month. This joy however was short lasting and in the next 15 minutes, I got another email saying we currently are filling only one position, so we cannot offer you the job. In 15 minutes, I was dreaming about the things to do with 1000 dollars and now walking on the ‘Boulevard of broken dreams’.

In the meanwhile, one of us came to know about a sure shot job opportunity. 2 people wanted that job. To decide who gets it, we held an event called as 'The Coin-toss'. A job was at stake and 10 people were watching as someone was about to get lucky on the flip of the coin. Eventually, it turned out that some other guy went on to get the job.

An email was circulated in most university departments regarding a c# job opportunity. I had funnily replied to that email saying that I have a 3 year work experience in C# and many projects when I had none. I got an email from them saying to give them a 10 minutes ppt about the projects and work I handled in C#. It is funny, but I made up a 10 minutes ppt adding all the crap projects that I had done and stating that I had used C# for it. I decorated some slides with the photos of databases from my BE project, a piece of shit which I hoped would never help anyone ever!


The presentation was nice according to me and I went quite close to getting that job too which eventually went to a Chinese cs guy. In the next few days, I came close to getting a job in crazy departments far different than the thing that I am here to study for. I came really really close to getting a job at Agricultural Department, A photographer’s job, A job at the Food and Nutrition Department, A job of straightening wires at Mechanical department. The people in the US raise your hopes a lot. You cannot be sure of a job until you see your name on the pay roll, no matter how close you think you are. In one case, someone was told to come the next day to discuss salary issues and when she went in the next day, she was informed that the position is already filled.

All said, I finally have a job in Civil Engineering department. It doesn’t pay much, but I’m happy that I like what I’m doing. I wish good luck to others who are still finding on-campus jobs in US.

Monday, August 23, 2010

Ten good things

  1. Calling to India is cheap and it gives a great feeling.
  2. The internet simply rocks; you never have to wait for streaming.
  3. Ben and Jerry’s ice-cream rocks, I am going to buy all the flavors in the next 2 years.
  4. Cooking is a lot of fun, at least the initial few days.
  5. Weekends are totally worth the hype.
  6. University is a whole town in itself.
  7. Laptop, Ipod and everything electronic is cheap.
  8. Girls are good
  9. Pedestrian crossing is more valued than car crossing
  10. Everyone you meet has a smile on their face.

Friday, August 13, 2010

From the Observation desk...


This post is about various people I’ve met in last 10 days in US. I like to observe people and how they go about the doing thing.
The one thing I liked the most about people working in US is that they have a smile on their face, have a cheerful attitude even if they actually don’t like the job that they do. They are eager to help you. A simple thing like opening a bank account, which is a boring task in India given the amount of paperwork is such a fun task here. They treat the customer as a friend and talk very freely.
Now, a little bit about the Indians I met here. I came to this place with a bit of prejudice about my peers and seniors whom I would meet. But things are not the same as I pictured them to be. Our seniors are extremely helpful. I expected there to be some ragging, but there wasn’t any. Infact, all of us freshers had someone to pick up at the airport.
I live temporarily with 4 Bengali phd students who prepared food for me for the first day and brought food packets for me for that would last 10 days till I find a permanent apartment. Bengali food tastes great I tell you! The Indian student bodies working here are doing a great job. They are full of enthusiastic students, there is no senior junior divide, and all of us sat together in a conference room and sketched a plan for the Indian Independence day program in the university. We played cricket and football and hopefully play that ever weekend.
Now, about the batch mates, there is a lot of variety over here. Many of them are quite diplomatic. I think that’s because most of the students who have come here carry a form of burden which will ease as time progresses. ‘When I get a safe and secure job in the university I’ll give you the information about all the other jobs available in the campus’ is the indirect message everyone around is carrying. Safety first is on everyone’s mind. There is a bit of professional touch to friendship, you help me and I help you. Give and take. I’m sure if I’d met these people in Engineering Degree College, they might have made great friends.

One thing I like about blogger more than facebook or twitter is that not many people read it! So, you can be more frank about the things you write rather than writing the edited version or the polished one.
I hope all of us here get good jobs, at least the hourly ones and things around change for the better. One more thing, a long lost friend called yesterday. I don’t know where he got my number from, but the conversation went something like this….
A: Hey Sanket, wassup, how’s life, Aaj teri bahut yaad aa rahi thi.
Me: Oh Sahi hai, good you remembered after such a long while. How’s life.
A: Life’s great, acha sun, Can you help me with one thing, actually…….
Now I know why he remembered!!

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

A new beginning


It has been a really long time since I’ve written something, but it’s not been long since I’ve thought about writing something.
This past month has been a crazy one for me, both in India and US. Things have slowly started to fall in the right place, I’m enjoying every bit of the journey. Uncertainty has been a major part of life. 2 days before coming to US, I didn’t know my date of departure; I was clueless what I would do in New York, how I would land in DC with all the bags all by myself. But these problems are a problem only if you see think of them as one, they eventually get solved.
Every Indian student who has come here is in kind of ‘a race’; a race to finish all the tasks in one go. Finding an apartment, buying a phone, laptop, University ID, registering for courses, making a resume, cover letter, hunting for an apartment, making departmental contacts the list goes on and on. Now I know why they call it ‘Apartment Hunting’.
There are a few things I learnt in US. Patience is the key to getting your job done and there is a way of getting things done, you just have to figure it out. Secondly, you have to be at ‘The right place at the right time’. Things change here from time to time. There have been times when we thought we were extremely close to getting an apartment right away, but minutes later, it was not to be. One moment, you think the forex card that you brought from India will handle everything, next you realize it can’t be swiped.
There is no point cribbing about such things as every Indian who goes abroad for studies faces such kind of crap. The thing is, you cannot become too excited about the fortunes that come your way or dejected by the misfortunes.
The place where we live feels like home coz of many Indian students in the vicinity. Everything that’s there in India is available, so while coming, its okay if you just bring along only a bag filled with clothes. Sometimes it’s painful to convert the dollars to rupees while buying stuff, but that conversion will stay till we start earning in dollars.
Hope that happens soon, waiting to write more, will do soon.
PS: All the people in my bloglist seem to have stopped updating!!!     

Thursday, June 17, 2010

A Call for Strike

To
Chairman
Auto-Rikshaw Union
Mumbai


Subject: Rikshaw Strike


Dear Sir,


This is a humble request for keeping a one day Auto-RIkshaw strike in Mumbai. The CNG fares have increased and the government has not increased the Auto fares. This is injustice, go fight for it! Don’t ply your rikshaws on the road. 


Mumbai is a wonderful place to travel with no rikshaws, all roads clear, no bottlenecks. Try to take the Taxi drivers with you in the strike, then whole of Mumbai will be a better driving place. Last time around, me and my friends went for an amazing long drive during the strike. There was never a better day for driving in Mumbai. 


My apologies for people who do not drive in a car or bike, but I guess they can manage for a day and take a day off and enjoy or roam around in their friend’s cars. Sometimes, it’s better waiting for a bus rather than asking 10 Auto drivers for nearby fares and then you ppl saying no.


Last time, I went to Pune, there was a rikshaw strike for 5 days. Why is the Mumbai Union lagging so far behind. Very few strikes, that’s not good for your reputation. The last strike was long time ago. Inflation has increased, prices of commodities are steep, meter’s have been manipulated to the maximum extent possible, people’s salaries around you have increased, why should you suffer. Plus you can have a day off from work. 


I am sure you would pay heed to this advice and go on a strike as soon as possible. Afterall, it’s for your benefit.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

The Premier League Paper

Engineering question papers have a typical Style of setting the question paper.

If we had a subject called premier league, we would have a paper something like this.

Here it goes


Premier League

Note: 1. Question number 1 is Compulsary
2. Figures to the right indicate marks
3. Attempt any 4 out of remaining 6 questions
4. Any assumptions made should be clearly stated.


1. (a) Why the only good thing about Liverpool is their history? Answer with reference to 18 titles overall, No title in 20 years. (10)

(b) Money cannot alone buy you trophies, Explain. Also, compare Man City with Chelsea (10)


2. (a) Describe the incredible success story of Harry Rednapp from 17th position when he took over to the top 4 finish. (10)

(b) Describe the revenge of Leeds United over Man United (10)

3. (a) Explain Chelsea’s misfortunes in Champion’s league semis with the mention of Luis Garcia and Tom Overbo (10)

(b) Average age of Arsenal Squad is currently 23 years and 3 months which is decreasing at an average of 5 months per year since Wenger took over. How many more years will it take for the average age of squad to be 16 years. (10)

4. (a) Describe the legendary Champions league final where Milan beat Liverpool with no mention of Istanbul. (10)

(b) Who are better, Hicks and Gillett or the Glazers? (10)

5. (a) Distinguish between Liverpool minus Gerrard and Torres and Wigan Athletic (10)

(b) Why is every successful manager in the world tipped to replace Alex Ferguson? Jose Mourinho, David Moyes, Martin O’ Niall to name a few. (10)

6. (a) Why do most of the players leave Arsenal at the peak of their career? (10)

(b) Why is the Istanbul game the only one for which Benitez will be remembered for? Can you name any member of that team still surviving in Liverpool squad? (10)

7. Write short notes on.

(a).Burnley at home with and without Brian Laws. (5)
(b). Birmingham’s 12 match unbeaten streak. (5)
(c). Italy, a retirement destination for premier league players. (5)
(d). Van Der Saar, Still going strong at 40. (5)





Friday, May 21, 2010

The final Countdown


(Warning...long, slightly boring post ahead...)
College term in coming to an end; a 4 year wonderful journey will soon be over. With incredibly talented people around me, I’ve transformed quite a lot in these years. From being a quiet, low profile schoolboy who was comfortable talking only with a closed group of people to somebody who has decent interaction with each and every person of the class.

Few days back, I saw my junior k. g. class photograph. I could recollect a lot of faces in it, but couldn’t identify who they were. One thing that I regret about my school life is not having interaction with a lot of people (interaction beyond the hi-hello). In college, I’ve distinct memories with almost everyone that I can never forget.
There are many reasons behind these interactions, the most important one being that you clear the misconceptions about people that you had in your head. People are sometimes a lot different than you think they are. Secondly, it’s interesting to listen to a variety of people living life very differently; People watching champions league till 4 in the morning and coming to college at 9 and people running from college at 5 to catch their 7.30 pm TV show.
Also, these interactions will remind people about me (hopefully) and I’ll remember them by the same incidents. Many people see this socializing habit of mine as some kind of flirting or friend circle improving exercise. Let them cook stories. But the truth is I am not in it to expect something back in return. I would be more than glad if I’d be in contact with 2-3 people from the class ten years from now.
I’m terrible at maintaining friendship. I’ve lost two of my best friends to the degree that we feel awkward being around each other. The reasons for both I know and I had an opportunity to correct things. But I didn’t feel like doing that. That’s how weird I act at times. But yes, the first time, losing a good friend had created a big void in my life. From talking almost daily on the phone, to never seeing each other for 3 years, the transition was difficult.
Luckily, I’ve not done things to alienate friends this time around in college. I want to end things on this happy note. The last day of exams would be the last time I would be seeing many of my college friends. It is going to be an emotional day for me. For I know, I’d be missing a lot. Ideally, I would like to leave the college as soon as the exams get over, amidst the cheer of the crowd and go alone to one of the beaches, switching off the mobile. Walking with the breeze and bringing back the memorable moments from 4 years to mind and relishing them.
But, I know I might end up in college doing exactly the things that I wouldn’t want. 68 people trying to get an individual photo with all others, then the group photos. I’m the kind of person who doesn’t need photographs to remind me of the good times with my friends. I mean we already have roughly 100GB of photos from last 4 years, when are you ever gonna watch them. After the photographs, couple of hour’s discussion about which place to go, where to eat, what to do kinda crap….. some side planning....some other side planning…some more side planning….some heads turning here, some there…..A Hundred bye-bye’s. Possible night-outs. I’m actually looking forward to the final day stories.